1. Mind you, if Adrian Peterson followed the First Law he’d never have fucking done what he did in the first place. >_<


  2. Anonymous said: "You'd think it'd be hard to play when you're not allowed to harm humans though" this assumes that Peterson is Laws-compliant, which is unlikely, considering that the other two laws don't mesh well with football, or sports in general, either.

    Baseball should be mostly fine, there wouldn’t be much trouble with harming humans or letting them be harmed.  Just order the robot to play and they’re good to go.  Sure, there might be occasional hilarious hijinks but they’re hilarious so it’s all good.

    (also if the base coach tells the robot to stop at third they won’t ignore it and try to make it home anyway like SOME baserunners I know…)


  3. franerys:



    How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
    None, they can’t get that high.

    How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    One, she holds it up and waits for the world to revolve around her.

    How many singers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

    Two. An alto to actually do it and a soprano to stand by and ask “isn’t that a little high for you?”

    (via chaoscontrolled123)


  4. "Minnesota Vikings deactivate Adrian Peterson"

    This is what happens when you let robots play American football.


  5. fireandwonder:


    i want a show called Man Vs. Wilde where someone is put in the jungle with oscar wilde and has to survive not only the elements but also wilde’s random attacks and massive ego


    Mann vs. Wilde.

    Thomas Mann’s pretensiousness and sexual repression vs. Oscar Wilde’s sarcasm and blatant queerness.

    Give it to me.

    (via serahcheyenne)

  6. the-totosaur:

    I found a cover for the fourth Madoka Magicka movie! So excited!

    (via wheelchair-warrior)

  7. frostadflakes:

    done a couple days ago, my DnD orc.

    i think he’s precious.

    (via chaoscontrolled123)

  8. traparcyclone:


    Tagged #hanayamata
  9. (Source: traparcyclone)

    Tagged #hanayamata #D:
  10. (Source: kuroijuryoku)

    Tagged #hanayamata

  11. alisonagosti:

    Ruthie Foster - People Grinnin’ in Your Face

    Tagged #music

  12. billiondollarbaby:

    I can’t wait for winter because that’s when all mosquitoes die and go to hell where they belong

    (Source: billiondollarbaby, via ikimaru)


  13. magic-retina:

    Honestly we may as well just start planning the wedding for this one right now.

    I’m picturing the cake in a frilly wedding dress and it is causing my physical pain to not laugh. XD


    Your blushing bride, Razz. :D

    *blushing sold separately


  14. Anonymous said: Do you like dancing?

    I’m the kind of person who starts dancing spontaneously if I’m happy enough (which is… often <_< ).  So yeah.  Yes I do. ;)

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  15. Anonymous said: Do you find accents attractive?

    Well… kinda depends on the accent, obviously.  Something like North English (mmmm sean bean) or most native-Spanish-speakers-in-English?  Yes yes yes yes. :D

    Ones like California or Canada… not so much. <_<

    So yeah.  It depends a lot on the accents.  Most I’m neutral on though I guess.

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